Look at this beauty. Just look at her. The sleek, curvy body. The familiar shape. This is the future of gaming as we know it. Do I sound like a Sony fan boy? Maybe a little. Today I was lucky enough to actually lay my hands on the new DualShock 4 controller that will be to accompany the long awaited PlayStation 4 coming out later this month.
I have a strange feeling this woman smells like a pear tree.
Listen. Ellen Page is hot. This game involves Ellen Page being hot and also being haunted by a dead ghost companion, Aiden. She controls Aiden (sort of) and has him do a bunch of cool shit like flip tables and kill people. This is a pretty strange concept for a game right? Hang on there, cowboy, because it is actually pretty fun.
Still interested? Read on. Or don't. I don't really give a shit.
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