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BEYOND TWO SOULS: SEE ELLEN PAGE RIDE A HORSE

10/26/2013

I have a strange feeling this woman smells like a pear tree.

Listen. Ellen Page is hot. This game involves Ellen Page being hot and also being haunted by a dead ghost companion, Aiden. She controls Aiden (sort of) and has him do a bunch of cool shit like flip tables and kill people. This is a pretty strange concept for a game right? Hang on there, cowboy, because it is actually pretty fun.

Still interested? Read on. Or don't. I don't really give a shit.

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